woodelf68:

still-searching47:

I just had a really random idea.

Belle (in some capacity) has authority or influence in the Stargate program. She has been dating Rush for a while.

Belle promises Rush a week on a ship, the way she says it leads him to believe it’s a week on the Hammond/other 304. However, when Belle drives him there he’s not looking at a 304 underground hanger – he’s looking at a cruise ship.

Basically Belle wants a vacation with Rush and tricked him into agreeing. He flips out, talks about his research, how he has a lot to do etc. Belle reminds him he agreed, not her fault if he didn’t listen properly (perhaps he should pay more attention) and that they are doing this. He needs the time off, they need the time off together.

Rush isn’t an idiot, when his girlfriend has that tone of voice and that expression, there is only one answer because he does love her. Cue Rushbelle on a cruise ship. Can you imagine Rush dealing with all those people?

Like I said random idea. It came from thinking the word ship and realising that could mean a regular ship or a spaceship – which would make for a funny misunderstanding.

Plus they are then trapped on a ship. It’s a different kind of trapped but there are options. Could just be fluffy or there could be a disaster like the Poseidon or Speed 2 movies.

Pool sex. Rubbing sunscreen on each other and lying out getting tans. A really competitive game/s of shuffleboard. An adventure off the ship on one of the stops along the way. Dressing up fancy one night for dinner at the captain’s table. Kissing under the stars while the moonlight sparkles off the waves.

@deariedoo thank you 🙂

Yeah you have the idea. Rush going to one of the quizzes and arguing that they have the wrong answer to something, or that the questions are stupid “because who would know or care about x celebrity”. Rush doing equations in his notebook and the wind stole a page and Belle has to calm him down while hiding her laughter because she had warned him.

Competitive shuffleboard is funny but some cruise ships have a lot of activities that aren’t ‘typical’. You can go zip lining, surf boarding, inline skating, rock climbing, sky diving. There’s crazy golf, ice skating, the casino. Then there’s classes, parades, shows etc. That’s just on board.

I’ve always thought cruise ships are just so ripe for all manner of stories. Everything is contained within a small area, nobody can leave. Just you, and a few thousand strangers. I reckon there could be a cruise ship story for ever genre.

wizzygold:

sarashouldbestudying:

still-searching47:

maplesyrupao3:

still-searching47:

There has been a murder in Storybrooke.

Detective Belle French is assigned to investigate. The only evidence found was a single vintage playing card concealed beneath the body. She takes the card to the local pawnbroker Mr Gold, along with a photograph of the victim. Hoping because the playing card was old, maybe it could provide a lead, they have nothing else to go on.

Surprisingly Mr Gold is very helpful. He reveals the existence of a hidden high stakes poker game, that is held in the shadows, always moving location between games. The victim had accompanied one of the players at the previous game but apart from that he knows nothing about her. Belle asks him how he knows so much about the game. His answer? He’s one of the players and then the plan is formed.

Belle goes undercover as Lacey, Mr Golds provocatively clad escort for the evening. All the players are in powerful positions around Storybrooke, an open investigation would just make them lawyer up. Belle quietly investigates but when she is nearly caught sneaking around, she gets caught in a completely different manner as Gold disguises her actions with a kiss.

The stakes are high as the conclusion of the case approaches. It’s not just the killer who might fall.

I’d read this fic!

Don’t tempt me! Though thank you 🙂

I saw this inspiration pic thing on my dash this morning. Now I see a lot of these and I love them all, I always like them because they are so pretty, but I hadn’t been particularly inspired by any until this one. I typed up the summary and figured that would be it.

Then I went to do some chores and my mind was still spinning. This is a high class event, where the women are more like ornaments so Belle would have to look the part. So I thought up this scene where Gold gives her his credit card with orders to get a designer outfit, because otherwise “your cover will be blown the second you walk in there”.

I then figured if one of these games takes place at a remote estate and they have to stay overnight, they’d have to share a bed and pretend to fake some noises etc. because they have to keep cover.

I mean it’s kinda like fake dating but with the whole “secret mission” thing which could get them into all sorts of circumstances like the one where they have to make out to avoid detection etc.

Oh who am I kidding? This is going to go on my ideas list.

I want so desperately to read this. Please????

me too!!!!!

Wow, I know it’s probably wrong but I love this response and thanks to @maplesyrupao3 as well. I write for myself because I love writing but well, it’s a really nice boost to get comments like this.

Yup I am definitely going to write this 🙂

Rumbelle meets Voodoo

I had a good day yesterday, my arm didn’t hurt that much so I did a fair bit of writing. Today I am paying for it because it hurts a ton. Anyway, that’s irrelevant.

At dinner it was suggested that I made a voodoo doll of myself so that I could give my shoulder/back a massage.

The second that suggestion was made my brain went:
“That isn’t the normal use of voodoo, usually it’s to inflict pain not make it better.”
“What if Rumple made a voodoo doll of Belle/made one of himself and gave it to her. So there would be a voodoo doll of one of them, which would be given to the other. Then throughout the day, whomever has the voodoo doll counterpart feels the transmitted phantom touch.”

Literally it was a two step process. My brain has been warped to think Rumbelle guys.

Anyway, obviously this prompt is suggestive of porn which isn’t in my skillset. Admittedly I haven’t tried writing any in, hmm must be eight years now, but it was terrible and I would be far too self-conscious to even try. You guys are all very good at it.

So I’m just throwing it up here in case anyone else likes the prompt and feels like adopting it. I thought it had potential.

woodelf68 replied to your post:Rumbelle meets Voodoo

I’ve got to think about this for a while. I wants it, I do.

If you want the prompt it’s yours 🙂 but no worries if you decide against it or never get round to it. I just posted it in case anyone liked it and because it amused me that my brain apparently has been conditioned to Rumbelle everything.

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No Reservations – Rumbelle style

No I didn’t watch this movie today but I saw it on my shelf. It made me think of @mrgoldsdearie cooking verses which I love. I love the whole chef thing, the kitchen talk, the various dishes, the plating up and sending the orders out. I mean obviously I love the romance too but yeah I’m a sucker for the setting. Seriously if you haven’t read Gold’s Kitchen or Masterchef Storybrooke go do that.

Anyway this movie had Catherine Zeta Jones as a top chef at a posh restaurant. Her sister dies and she gets custody of her daughter. Around the same time her sous chef goes off to have a baby and a new sous chef – the eventful love interest – joins the kitchen. I can’t remember the names I haven’t watched in a while.

The chef is very particular, the sous chef is more heart not head and can be messy in the kitchen. The chef doesn’t really know what to do with this kid and so she gets her up at 5am to go to the fish market and takes her to the kitchen at night, and she winds up falling asleep in school. Cooks her posh food and then wonders why she won’t eat it etc.

The sous chef is better with the kid. Cooks her spaghetti at the restaurant one night, then goes over to chefs apartment and makes pizza etc. This makes the chef see them in a different light, they grow closer, fall in love etc. And then wind up opening their own restaurant which is more of a family diner, though they split the kitchen in two and have an actual line which the guy teases the chef about, by putting his spoon over the line etc.

I figured this could be done Rumbelle style so easily. It’s practically made for it. Chef Gold lives for his work as a top chef. He’s estranged from his son and devastated when he gets a call that says his son died but his grandson Henry lives. He brings the boy home but it’s been years since he had a kid in the house and he’s terrified because he and Neal fought a lot when he was a teenager and then Neal left home and Gold felt like it didn’t work out well.

Then at work new sous chef Belle French joins the kitchen. She is warm and bright and everything Gold isn’t. The owner of the restaurant Regina Mills has warned Gold before about his temper and manner and he thinks that Belle is his replacement.

Gold brings Henry to work and Belle talks to him and gets him to eat and Gold stiffly says thank you, maybe asks her how she did it. Henry really likes Belle and keeps asking to see her, until she comes over to the apartment. They make pizza and nearly kiss and anyway it goes on until the end when Gold quits and opens up the diner with Belle (better hours because it’s not open late at night) and they get married and then happy ever after.

Although it would be kinda heartbreaking to kill Neal. I suppose maybe not necessary. Instead Milah could have got full custody and she was killed which means Neal went back to his dad. There are options anyway.

The Island – Rumbelle style

I just saw this movie, had no idea what to expect and it was actually pretty good, ludicrous continual survival aside (falling sign over 70 stories without a scratch?) and seeing as my brain is clearly got a one track mind at the moment I started thinking Rumbelle.

Rumple would be Lincoln and Belle Jordan obviously. The director the Blue Fairy or Cora.

Need to twist it a little. Maybe have Rumple start dreaming of his son and then one day he sees him in the mess hall. New guy, Neal Helo Six and then he disappears to go to the island after just a couple of months but Rumple has been questioning the whole thing, in his cynical sarcastic manner. He investigates and finds out there is no island but where is his son? Then Belle gets called and so he saves her and the two of them go on the run.

Rumple winds up face to face with the sponsors. His counterpart is like Rumple at his worst, has thrown himself into his work, provided everything Neal wants except for time with his father. Rumple’s counterpart obviously doesn’t care about the clones, they fulfill their purpose which is saving his family.

Neal however talks to clone Rumple and it’s like a warmer version of his father, that he remembered from when he was young before his dad started making so much money which changed everything. Neal wants to help. They find out that Belle’s sponsor needs a liver transplant or she’ll die and she has a kid. Now you can give a liver without dying.

Neal tells his dad that it has to stop, that he’s grateful for his life (which his clone saved) but not at the price that was paid. That the clones clearly aren’t just meatbags, that they know what it is to live and to love, to fear and to want to survive.

The program gets unmasked. Belle voluntarily saves her sponsor. There’s a firestorm over whether clones should have rights or not. In the end the facility stays intact but they don’t kill the clones after they have given birth, donated an organ etc. If what is needed would kill them then that is the clones choice. I mean free will goes both ways. I can believe that some of the clones would think it their purpose in life. They don’t make anymore clones. The program is shut down until they work out how to do it without waking them up. They let all existing clones live and of course Rumple and Belle are happy together.

So a slightly happier end to the film. I know that what I just said happened to the clones wasn’t great but to be honest the end of the actual film kinda sucked. So what the clones know the truth? You think that would stop a company with that much money involved. They would bomb the entire facility and start again before they let it leak out and that shot of the boat aside, all we saw were the clones standing on the mountain – clumped up together and easy targets.

Alternately could go along with the film and pretend that what happened next was rosy. I mean I wish I could believe it turned out well. Lincoln and Jordan fought so hard to survive and then they went back to help the others, to do the right thing. They are good people and deserve the best. I’m just a bit cynical I guess.

Yeah good film.

Time Travel – Fanfic Trope

I don’t really see this on TV so much for obvious reasons because the universe has to be established, before someone can go back in time and want to change stuff. Zelena wanted to go for this but it never happened.

Last night I was wondering how people create angst because I don’t think I’m any good at it. I just want to bang people’s heads together and make them communicate and of course if they actually talk, then that usually fixes most things.

Then I couldn’t sleep and I started wondering about Rumbelle and True Loves Kiss in season 6, and how what if the consequences of that aren’t what we hope, but what could happen (worst case scenario I guess) based on their treatment on the show.

This could be a fic idea but it’s too sad I don’t want to write it. Major character death is something I usually don’t read because dead is dead, once it happens then there’s no fixing it and I like my happy endings.

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Step one, obviously the true loves kiss and this breaks the sleeping curse and the curse of the dark one. This would be an excellent starting point for their reconciliation, he would have proved beyond doubt that he loved Belle more than his power. However, it would render Rumple powerless and vulnerable.

Imagine then they come back to Storybrooke. They have a lot of reasons to do that, it’s their home. Neal’s grave is there, they both have family in town (though not family that cares about them) and well the show revolves around Storybrooke. Whenever they are out of town they fast-forward until they are back, and then do flashbacks to wherever they were. Except when they were in the underworld which was Underbrooke, so a little different.

Hook then finds out what Rumple did to Milah, throwing her in the river of lost souls. He could find out lots of different ways, maybe Henry writes the tale with the authors pen. Anyway, Hook’s default is revenge and it’s not exactly a great stretch to imagine him going after Rumple and now Rumple doesn’t have magic, Hook could finally kill him quite easily.

Emma and the Charmings would excuse it because it was Rumplestiltskin, he had done horrible things, he would likely do horrible things. What does it matter that the man was just crossing the street at the time? What did it matter that he was powerless? He was Rumplestiltskin, he was the dark one for centuries, he was the darkness and he wasn’t worthy of anymore chances etc. etc.

Belle is then pregnant and alone. I don’t imagine that they would care about her anymore now, than they ever did. However, as much as we would like Belle to yell and point out all the so-called heroes hypocritical failings, I don’t think she would. Mostly because I think she would realize that it wouldn’t change anything. They wouldn’t listen, they wouldn’t understand, they would just think she was being emotional and grieving. They would never believe that they were wrong, no matter what she said.

However, to ramp up the angst even more. I don’t think Belle would be able to stop helping the ‘heroes’ because she doesn’t do it for them. I think she does it because she genuinely believes it’s the right thing to do. That saving Storybrooke isn’t about the ‘heroes’, it’s about everyone else. The true qualities of a hero, forgiveness and compassion etc.

Belle would be all that baby had. If she went off to save Storybrooke and got herself killed ‘playing the hero’ then what would happen? She did what she believed was right and paid the ultimate price for it. Parents should be selfish, and leave the heroics to others but this show doesn’t do that. The Charmings are always abandoning baby Neal, Robin left Roland etc. It’s not a massive stretch to imagine it could happen.

What then? Belle would likely believe that no matter what the Charmings (and extended clan) thought of Rumple, that they would take care of a baby. However, they don’t exactly have the best track record with villains children – Maleficent and Lily anyone? I reckon that they would take the child, the ‘spawn of the dark one’, and dump it over the town line. They would take it far enough that it was found, it would be cared for and they just forget about it. Not their problem.

I wish that I believed that this was all ridiculous and it could never actually happen. Maybe I’m just a little cynical but I don’t think it’s all that out of character for anyone.

Right so when does the time travel come in? Well, it’s no fun spinning a plot like this, that has major character death because if they are dead, then they aren’t going to be reacting to what happened.

If Zelena raises baby Robyn, I could see that ending badly and turning her into wicked witch 2.0 who despises her mother, but who isn’t above taking a leaf out of her playbook – time travel.

I could also see Henry tracking down the Rumbelle child when he/she was 18 because they should know where they came from. To Wicked Witch 2.0 the Rumbelle child would be a good bargaining chip in the past. After all, time travel aside, he/she would be Rumple’s second born child and a convenient ‘extra’ to get rid of the contract still hanging over them in the past. Plus nobody knows more than Zelena what lengths Rumple would go to for his child, do you really think he would do much less for one torn out of time?

Cue a time portal opening back in Storybrooke (pick your season/moment) and 2.0 and a very pissed off Rumbelle child falling out. Bonus points if they drag some other grown up kids along, to yell at their parents for screwing them over so badly – hence why it’s a fanfic trope.

Could have this plot without the time travel at the end. That was just be majorly sad because there would be no fixing it. Rumple and Belle would be dead, their child abandoned to the welfare system, before getting a biased account of their parents and likely nothing else. For all Rumple’s apparent wealth in Storybrooke, I doubt that they would let the kid see any of it. Just misery all round, except for the Charming extended clan, who would lose nothing and everything would be alright in their world.

I’m a sucker for a happy ending and the “going back in time to scream at people” kinda makes for a happy ending. With communication could eventually become understanding, forgiveness and acceptance. Who knows, maybe seeing how their actions play out could even give the ‘heroes’ an outside perspective and make them change their careless ways.