You had one job Florida, one job!

Look I’m sorry I just don’t understand how that many millions of people still think voting for him is a good idea. I don’t get it at all. I mean I know I can’t talk because my country elected Boris fucking Johnson but I don’t understand that either.

It’s just to an outsider Trump is so objectively bad that I can’t fathom how anyone other than crazies support him. I know, I know, I’m not American so I should shut up but bloody hell man. I just don’t get it, I really really don’t.

#for one night only Sam screams about politics because it’s now 5am and I have no-one else to scream to

This is quite frankly terrifying.

I’m a little more hopeful than I was in the middle of the night when everything seemed like the pit of despair. I can add up and so I know it’s technically possible that Biden could still get the 270 necessary.


Trump has already declared victory (as we knew he would) and the bastard is going to scream fraud (as we knew he would). This is why I was so desperate for a landslide (as I’m sure a lot of people were) that couldn’t be so easily contested.

Alright I lied I’m still despairing. Over 65 million people thought four more years of Trump was a good idea. Fucking hell. Even if Biden does defy the odds and scrape a win, that’s not going away.

#for one night only Sam screams about politics#I know not my country but dammit I care about other people

Fuck this.

I woke up at 2.30am having dreamt about the election going blue again (same thing happened in 2016) and once again it is far too fucking red.

How has sanity not prevailed? How?

I feel sick honestly and I can only imagine how much worse it is for Americans. I’m just a Brit, it’s not my country but damn if it doesn’t feel like the end of the world.

America I am so sorry. I’m not religious but I am praying for a miracle right now.

#I know I know I don’t do politics but fate of the world#plus it’s 3am and I’m screaming#no more sleep tonight fuck this