endangeredslug-deactivated20170:
I like my coffee like i like my men: hot, creamy, and sweet. š
So, I have this lovely DeLonghi one touch cappuccino maker (named George), which is a bit of a misnomer because itās not quite a one touch operation as I have to pack the grounds myself*, but everything else is pretty much automatic. It makes espressos, cappuccinos, and lattes and if my house was on fire and I could only take one thing out of it (not including my kids and pets of course) THIS WOULD BE IT. Thatās because Shawn would be hauling out my giant Lego mosaic of Wonder Woman.
I donāt actually like flavored coffees or frapaccinos or anything. When we donāt use George, we use either a large Chemex or the French press.
Edit: My husband brings me coffee in bed every morning. Be jealous. š
* Yes, I know, the horror. *sarcasm font engaged*
āI like my coffee like i like my men: hot, creamy, and sweet.ā
#IāM DEAD
ā¦I DONāT EVEN DRINK, LET ALONE LIKE COFFEE, AND YET I THINK I NEED TO PRINT THIS QUOTE AND HANG IT ON MY FUCKING WALL CAUSE THIS IS AMAZING (*and also, this would make the BEST Belle [flirting with Gold] line in SOMETHING, I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES lol). YOU GODDAMN LITERARY GENIUS, YOU.I canāt take credit for it, not entirely. When people ask me about my coffee I always think of this scene from Airplane: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JANcVXHqNTI#
(Iām on my phone so I canāt link properly, but trust me)
That is one of the funniest scenes *ever*.
This made me think of a Belle vs Lacey faceoff.
Where Belle compliments Gold using a line like the one above, or perhaps we should invent one for tea. I donāt drink tea so I canāt think what to say but yeah saying that she likes her tea/coffee like she likeās her men aka Gold.
Then there was that Lacey post Iāve seen on my dash a few times. Iām actually scrolling through tumblr search trying to find it so I can give proper credit. It basically said āI like my men, like I like my whiskey, only the aged and the scottishā or something.
Also, wow that sounds like a very posh coffee machine. I am a complete heathen and I actually prefer instant. Iām the easiest person in the world to make coffee for, a spoonful of coffee in a mug, add hot water and Iām done.