I’m getting on well with my essay!
*checks word count*
ONLY A THOUSAND WORDS YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!!
I CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE JUST HALFWAY THROUGH YOU LYING LIAR THAT LIES!
*word count remains stubbornly the same*
*cries*
1) The essay is half full, not half-empty
2) Turn it in like this and explain that Thanos vanished the other half.
Hahahahahaha
Your tags said you hoped you made me smile and you so did!
I’m still grinning a minute later 🙂
*smooshes you*