Anonymous requested a Swanfire Miss Congeniality AU.
Emma Ruth Nolan is an FBI agent, but her unconventional methods hold her back in the bureau. Emma’s personal life also leaves something to be desired- her dedication to the job doesn’t allow much time for friendships, dating, or an excessive amount of grooming. A bomb threat to the prestigious Miss Fairytale USA changes all that forcing Emma to go undercover as available contestant. With the help of stylist Mr Caine Gold Emma achieves the look the pageant officials demand. Her friend and colleague Neal worries about how the enforced glamour will affect Emma’s comfort and well-being, and nearly blows cover sneaking her grilled cheese sandwiches and donuts. Female friendships and tentative coworker romances develop as Emma and her team try to stop pageant founder Cora Mills from turning the crowning of the new Miss Fairytale USA into an explosion no one will forget.
Oh wow! This a freaking incredible idea!!! Somebody write this please because this has awesome written all over it.
Cora’s assistant “creepy Frank” would that be played by Hook?
Then there is the other pageant girls, presumably just a who’s who list of female characters so Ruby, Ariel, Snow, Ashley etc. Who would be Rhode Island/Sheryl? Snow I guess.
I know AU’s don’t and can’t fit in everyone but I’m sure we could find something for Regina and Belle maybe. Not sure what unless they are just in the pageant. Depends whether you put any twists on the movie plot, add subplots etc.
Eeeeek I love this idea! Somebody please write it, anyone?