Watching Episode 2 of Star Trek: Discovery because I can’t help myself. I saw what happened to Michael, now I need to see what happened to the crew.

They really need to put seatbelts in starships, I’m just saying. Like we had better safety protocols in the 20th century.

Does Georgiou realise she’s totally transparent? I mean surely she realises with how everyone is going “we’ll get back to Michael it’s ok”.

Saru is totally sweet with Tilly. First he shows her it’s ok she’s babbling by telling her to continue, then he says she’s a wonderful first impression which was so kind. What a good man.

Lol I love how Tilly got the miners to put the guns down. Then she negotiated. I hope it wasn’t a mistake but then they don’t know about The Burn yet so they don’t know how valuable dilithium is.

Ok I actually want them to take this bad guy back to Discovery because Georgiou will make mince meat out of them. Lol and Georgiou found them instead. I hope this is going to be good. Oh no he shot her! Oh come on her arrogance is only good when she’s epic afterwards. Oh here we go yay! Oooh did I know Saru could shoot spikes?

OMG how are they going to defrost Discovery? Come on Stamets save the day. Yay! Saru I applaud your convictions but I think that guy might be too dangerous to let live. But on the other hand that miner was impressed with his principles which may well earn them more friends. Eww you can tell dude is evil because he did spitting.

I’m worried about Detmer. I don’t know what’s wrong with her but I’m speculating her implant was damaged with the smack on the head. Ok who grabbed them with the tractor beam? Ahhhh it’s Michael! Oh I wonder how long it was for her? It looks like it has been a while. Oh wow a year alone that’s hard. I wonder how she got a ship. I have questions!

Well that was a rollercoaster. Poor Culber. I think I may need to make a gifset of that scene. I have something specific in mind.