That’ll be rather difficult I don’t think I have any.

Like literally I am the WORST at keeping secrets. Whenever I do something wrong, rather than just hide it like a regular person, I immediately go and confess even if there is zero chance anyone would find out. People always know what I’m getting for them as gifts because I have no subtlety, no patience and ask things like “would you like x?” because I can’t wait to know – I can’t even keep good secrets!

The one secret I can remember keeping recently (as in a year or so ago) was to do with a trip for my mum that her husband organised. He told me, and told me he would be very upset if I told and it tormented me. I don’t want to keep secrets from my mum and I wasn’t 100% sure it was a good secret because I know her and know she doesn’t like surprises. However fear of repercussions did ensure I kept my mouth shut. The moment it was over I told mum that I never wanted to be in that position again, I was absolutely adamant that in future I did not want to know!

So yeah me and secrets.

On the other hand I am very good at keeping confidences. Like literally you can tell me anything without concern, I would never betray you … unless it involves my mum. I really don’t like keeping anything from her, I really think she’d prefer to know.