You know how some people have names that are just too accurate/appropriate for their job. It’s like they must have been pre-destined or something.

Although it must get a bit old for them as I bet everyone ribs them about it.

Anyway the guy who runs the school office for Literature, his name is *drum roll* Shakespeare. No I am not kidding.

It’s weird, like Shakespeare is so synonymous with well Shakespeare that I kinda forgot it was a real name. It is so larger than life.

This coincidence completely dwarfs the 6ft 10 (or something really tall) physics teacher I had at high school called Mr Rocket.